Afternoon Tea 3.21.08

Chris Rock is hating on Michelle Obama (you know how difficult the sistas are.) [YBF]

Want to get a greencard in America? For an immigration agent in Queens, NY it’s cool, as long as you give great head. [NYTimes]

Kimora may turn the remains of her late pooch into a diamond. We say turn her into the next Baby Phat fragrance…Doggie Goddess! [Bossip]

So it seems that in addition to Obama, ALL of the US presidential candidates passport files were breached. [CNN]

Most women’s magazines whitewash minority women? You don’t say! [Guanabee]

Constance White, eBay’s style director, gives good advice for breaking into the fashion industry. [TheFashionBomb]