Wow. I had to read this about…14 times before it sunk in. I’m still not even sure if this is real, but please note ladies…love rappers from AFAR, unless you are coming in on wife status…otherwise, just leave them alone, especially my industry-employed sistas…stick to the nice guy in accounting, I BET you he doesn’t have a website! - JBaker

50 Cent on Kim Osorio and Female Journalists:
“I messed with Kim a while ago, she licked on my balls before the deal…when they weren’t worth much. She licked my balls once and now shes a star. I got some advice for all aspiring women journalists, it may not make the best sellers list, but lick my balls and you are on the road to the riches!!”

Apparently, she also had a lil somethin’ with Nas. Kim, Parlour still loves you. Oh Fiddy, I USED to think you were so cuddly! For those of you who are wondering “Who is Kim?”, read here and here and here.

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