The Snowball Blaster: This Winter it’s ON

Bring on winter bitches! Sorry for the crude language—it the first thing that I thought of when I saw this baby. The Snowball Launcher is perfect for folks like myself who have a penchant for throwing things at people, yet can’t be consumed with freezing your hands to death making snowballs. The launcher can make up to three snowballs, load them into the chamber and then fire up to 50 feet away. Ahhh, technology that is so simple, yet so imperative for that all but crucial assault that happens when old friends get together for a good, old-fashioned “imma whoop your ass in this biotch” snow-fight! And then go out for drinks afterwards—don’t be scared!

JBaker is a narcissist for Halloween….aren’t I pretty?


Last 5 posts by Shannon Washington

  • Guywithglasses

    I’m all about technology and upgrades, but this is some lazy shit and I bet it can’t throw farther than I can.

    I’ll bust yo ass for 40 yards. Can this contraption reach that?

  • jbaker

    we’ll just have to wait until the first snowfall. CHALLAAANGE!