2 a.m. this morning, I found myself watchig Vh1’s latestÂ version of their favorite reality show format:Â Find a group of screw-up’s…aÂ sarcastic host and a random expertÂ and create some sort of competition to see who is most dedicated to correcting their imperfections.Â Â That’s right–we’veÂ seen it with CharmÂ School, Rock of Love Charm School and now… Tool Academy.Â
What makes this show interesting is the fact that they findÂ women who are in love withÂ “tools” (the word alone always makes me laugh) and wantÂ to turn them into proper gentlemenÂ who may one day take them seriously or to the alter–whatever comes first.
Pretty much all of these men have multiple women, but keep their number 1 aka. wifey a.k.a. bottom bitch on the side, a theory that all of us are all too familiar with.Â For whatever reason, these women chose to dig into their boyfriend’s past and secret lives and put it all on the line on Vh1 for the world to see.Â I don’t get it–they could just checkÂ their cell phones if they really want to know!Â (not that I know anything about that!)
It’s pretty interesting to see how these men react when their girlfriends find out how they really get down. It’s actually pretty sad.Â Check out a clip from the premiere below.