Are you single, but have sex? Do you masturbate (we do!)? Feeling a little…dirty about it? Well now courtesy of these fine young people, you can profess your victory in the battle against basically enjoying the body that God made for you. Just in time for Valentine’s Day, profess to the world that you aren’t getting any next Saturday night! Ladies, Jesus want you to be happy, and if that means getting a little “familiar” with yourself, we are sure he will still love you.
I wonder if I would smile so hard if I wore this? Hmmmm, Mahogs has a birthday coming up soon…
Viva la AA batteries y dos manos!
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