This is 13 year old Alfie Patten andÂ week-old Maisie Roxanne. Alfie is Maisie’s dad. Yep he looks like a kid, cos… well… he is. Alfie was just 12 when he had sex with then 14-year-old Chantelle Stedman. And understandably, they’re all over theÂ news at the moment.
But lucky Alfie has a fabulous father figure in dad-of-nine, Dennis Patten.Â Alongside a PR team, they’ve managed to broker deals with several national newspapers and magazines, and have a documentary team filming their every move.Â Looks like Alfie procreating could be a nice little earner for theÂ family after all.
The boy’s voice hasn’t even broken yet…clip after the jump.
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