…Says The Single Girl: I’d Cheat On My Husband

No marriage is perfect yet whenever we hear of infidelity we automatically assume that it is the man that is stepping out. It’s almost as if it’s acceptable.
“Oh, he cheated. That dog. Please pass the salt.”
But let it be a woman who cheats on her husband and she becomes lower than dirt. How dare she cheat…on a man. Women don’t cheat, they get cheated on.
Well, let me be the first to say that if I ever get married and my husband isn’t laying it down right, I would cheat on him. I’ve long joked about this with friends but I’m kinda serious about it.

There are many reasons why people cheat and I’m not about to go into all of them, however I will tell you why I would cheat on my husband: Wack sex.

It seems like the longer you are married the less sex you have. I love sex, good sex and if my marriage was reduced to twice a month or lets skips a couple months completely…I am finding me a “lover.” I just love saying that word, “I have a lover.” I imagine he’s be exotic, smooth like Billie Dee Williams in Mahogany and cool enough to know that he is serving one need only. I don’t want the attention, to be wined and dinned. I just want sex and lots of it.

Of course, I’d give my husband an opportunity to make things better, but I have no patience and I’m sure with my cunning skills and power of manipulation I’d be able to sneak some ass on the side right in front of his face.

I know, you are shaking you head and calling me all kinds of “bitches” and whore”s but so what. It’s my marriage and no where in the bible does it say that a man and wife are only supposed to sleep with each other. And if it does say that, I haven’t seen it.

Cheating isn’t a big deal to me. I’ve been cheated on and been the cheater. I believe that cheating allows for a reality check. If you are just boy/girlfriend and one of you cheats, you should take the time to ask yourself:

1 – Why did I cheat?

2 – What is my partner not giving me that I’m seeking it elsewhere?

3 – What do I do now?

Take it from me; if you’ve been cheated on and confronted the person who betrayed you, chances are they aren’t sorry they cheated. They’re sorry they got caught. Most times when people cheat instantly they know, “That was a waste of my time. I’m much happier with what I got at home.” Then there are those who have to really think about whether they should end their relationship and continue to sow their wild oats (I never understood that saying by the way).

My girlfriends love to stone me when I start talking about how it’s not the end of the world if my boyfriend cheats but my marriage is over if my husband cheats. (Yes, I know I’m a ball of contradiction.)

If a boyfriend cheats, I would ask him to assess our relationship and decide whether we should really take it to the next level or part ways.

If a husband cheats, unless we have children the marriage is over! Why, because he made a verbal and legally binding promise to me.

When you aren’t married and in a relationship, that is purely voluntary. When you are married that is a commitment, sometimes you want to be there, sometimes you don’t. However, you vowed to be there so you have to make it last.

If you know me by now, you should know that I’m very dramatic. I don’t think I would really cheat on my husband for the same reasons why I wouldn’t want him to cheat on me. I do see marriage as being scared.

Now cheating on a boyfriend…been there, done that, might do it again.

…Says The Single Girl

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  • Mojo

    yup, totally w/ you -from the sacred to the sex

  • Dom

    Relationships are fundamentally about trust. You’re trusting your SO with every precious possession you have: your heart, your health, your emotions, and in some cases your mental stability. Cheating, no matter if it’s a marriage or bf, is a violation of that trust, and an assault on everything your relationship is supposed to stand for.

    There is no justification for it. With this type of mentality, I hope you plan on staying Single for a long time.

  • ebwriter

    You give women a bad name. No wonder, you are single.

  • Mojo

    guess you guys didn’t actually read/understand the article.

  • Charlie M.

    …um it’s actually in the 10 commandments “Though shalt not commit adultery”….do writers just write? or does come along with that too.

    I’m not with this one…it’s simply – a wack/defeating train of thought.

  • Charlie M.

    *or does reading come along with that too* – yes i shouldve reread that just as you should’ve at least read the 10 commandments. Harlot! lol

  • Colorvision

    Uh, I’m not even sure where to start. The ONLY thing I agree with is that you’re a big ball of contradictions…and adultry is all up in the Bible and funny that you would even use the Bible as a reference being that you’re all about cheating….or are you?? Still confused…good luck with that.

  • Bro

    They have a name for women like you, they are called prositutes. Why don’t you make some money at the same time doing what you like best, then you can have your cake and eat it too. Nothing wrong with being a prostitute, it’s a thousand year old profession, sounds like its in your genes.

  • davisha

    I have a few testimony to share with you all about myself, I was in a relationship with this guy and for 3years and we were about getting married when we both have misunderstanding with each other and he ask me for a divorce and we both agreed and after 4months I head that he was having an affair with one of my closest friend and I was very upset and worried so a friend of my advice me and told me if I still love my ex and if I really want to have him back so I told her yes, and she ask me to contact Dr ZAKI the spell caster and I did although I never believe on spell so he gave me something when he was casting the spell and ask me to say my wishes on it and after the casting of the spell a receive a phone call from my ex and was ask me at which I did and now we are back together again I’m so happy and I wish not to ever have this mistake again in my life. I will also advice anyone with this kind of issue to contact him for help he is really nice on phone and always there to answer you question giving you the good advice that you need. his email is dr.zakispellhome@gmail.com