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ICYMI: “True Blood” Recap: “You Can Tell Alot About People By Their Smile”

Since HBO just re-ran this episode…we figured we’d give you another shot to chat it up about Sookie, Bill and po’ Lafayette…

Sorry, we’re late due to the BET Awards madness, BUT **SPOILER ALERT** Here we go:

…Um, “Thriller” in real life chasing after Sookie? LOL. WTF was that thing? Ooo, I bet you it’s Maryann’s servant guy! Thoughts?

…How long is Sam going to pine after Sookie? I mean, really…

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…Jessica is the WORST TEEN EVER! Why can’t she just stay home?

“I Smell Sex & Candy” as the theme music when said WORST TEEN EVER enters Merlotte’s? LOL. I haven’t heard that song since like…high school?

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…So, Lafayette isn’t a vamp? Somehow I’m a bit disappointed though, if you recall, I didn’t want him to be a vamp. All I could say when he wrapped himself in the blanket was you poor thing! And why does Sookie think that her foot stomping will always work with Erik? One day he’s going to bite her, I know it…

…”chicken and a steak got together and made…a crispy delicious baby” says dumb (but nice) Hoyt. Smh…

…I still think that Jason is going to bed that Preacher’s wife. You know she wanted to lick his fingers while they were praying for his “confusion.”

…”hate is really loving good.” – sez Preacher. That makes no sense, where’s Dr. King?!?

…Jason physically looking outside when Preacher says “what we got going on right now is a war,” followed by “not…right now.” LOL.

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AND FINALLY…

Sam is going to catch komono rabies? From the shitty waitress who was sent by Mary Ann, it’s a giant conspiracy!

+…where exactly is Sam going anyway?

+…is it just me or was this episode not that interesting? hm…

What’d YOU think?

ps. Fastpasstv.com is THE BEST!

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JBaker Notes

– Best line in this episode: “Sarah doesn’t whip out her pudding for just anybody.”

– Tara is finally going to see the truth about MaryAnn by the next episode

– I want Lafayette’s black/silver wallpaper for my bathroom

– The preacher couple is SO ready to make Jason a third in the bedroom—and they do V

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  • i had a comprehensive, witty comment to leave but i forgot to enter my name and it was deleted. 🙁 it included stuff like,

    – even though i was overwhelmed and almost overcome by the coonery and sheer fuckery of the BET awards show, i still managed to watch my DVR’d true blood. am i a geek because i looked for the recap that same night? lol

    – i wanted to rock lafayette in my bosom and hum negro spirituals. he went through it! and then had to come home to an empty house. where is the love? poor la.

    – sam will smell maryanne or the komodo bullman on homegirl before she gets to get him. i laughed so hard when my bf exclaimed, “so, now they got minotaurs?!”

    – i hope tara acts like she has some sense but even if she does leave marynanne’s house, i think that eggs will reel her back in.

    – jessica’s behavior is totally age-appropriate, especially for a shut-in kid that just got her first taste of anything. i think her relationship with hoyt is cute. she was about to put it on him! lol

    – yes, the attempted 3some will be awesome.

    – and while i do not advocate violence against women, someone, namely bill, needs to slap sookie. like, an old-school, gone with the wind, i am tired of your shit slap. but apparently, getting beat down (by that grimy couple) and getting attacked (by rene several times, that vampire bartender, and the komodo bullman) doesn’t work. sookie will continue to put people in danger and be annoying while doing so. oh yeah, i forgot, jason slapped her too. still didn’t work.

  • Finally after searching all over the internet, I got a chance to watch it I agree–for some reason this episode left me wondering just where they’re going to take the show–unlike the week before when I couldn’t wait to see more. I think the whole idea of these animal-like creatures are turning me off a bit. I like the human aspect of the show. Now there are monsters? That’s a bit much.

    Glad to see Lafayette back, but a bit disappointed that he wasn’t made vampire. That definitely would have added a nice twist to the show. Was also hoping that Jason was going to walk out of that confessional, but that would have been too easy too.

    It’s funny, though.. Sookie never annoyed me as much as she did in this episode. Now I’m starting to see what you guys are saying. After Erik saved her life, and Bill came in to save the day after she fu**ed up with Jessica–she seems to think that she’s untouchable. It seems like there will be a time when Bill is going to get tired of her dumb ass and leave her out for the monsters, serial killers and vampires who have been going after her for all this time.

    And Tara–I have a feeling she’s going to pull through this. There’s definitely a bigger story behind Eggs. And if not, I think he will end up being the victim of Maryanne’s shennannegans before Tara.