Hey Ladies! We’re doing a double recap week because of our mishap last week…(sorry about that) so we’re doing a double “True Blood” Recap this week! So it’s all boredum and Tara-kidnapping, and then all hell, literally breaks loose! But as usual, that’s not all…
-Why does Eric want Sookie so bad?-“I wouldn’t wish that on a possum” -sez Arlene Lafayette about Daphne-“I didn’t mean to be peculiar AT you…” – sez Terry to Arlene
-“I’m a grown ass man” -sez Hoyt to his mama (and I’m taking my chips & cheese sandwich)
-Lafeyette’s cropped jean vest that he’s sporting while he kidnaps Tara. I. can’t. LMAO!
-Overall, I found this episode to be pretty anti-climatic, but now I know why…
-“Jesus and I agreed to see other people, now that don’t mean we don’t still talk from time to time…” – sez Lafayette during Tara’s intervention.
-“Aren’t you glad I didn’t take your advice and quit drinking?” – sez Andy while running from the town’s possessed.
– Andy’s one-eyed man x Annie the Nanny story? Wtf were we supposed to glean from that?
-Jason as the god? with a toxic worker mask and a tree branch? Lol!
-And then he doesn’t know what godly language like “smite” means…LOL…
-“If ever there was a time to listen to a white man, the time is now…” – sez Lafayette to Tara while Bill’s trying to glamor her…this is classic.
-Why does Maryann’s blood almost kill Bill? I get that she’s a maenad, and she’s immortal, but why’s he throwing up?
-What the hey did Sookie do to Maryann? What IS Sookie anyway…
-Who’d Bill go to see that has blood dripping from their foot?
UPDATE/SUPER SPOILER- DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW
Evan Rachel Wood will play a 500-year old “Vampire Queen.” Michael Ausiello from EW.com says that Wood is signed for two seasons and describes the French vampy as “charming, wily, ruthless and wise. She’s a consummate diplomat who has (or had) many of history’s most famous people on speed dial.”
Evan Rachel Wood on her sapphic-character: “Sophie is half Patrick Bateman, half Paris Hilton. She loves to tell people what to doâ€”like, she could tell Bill to go play Yahtzee or somethingâ€”but she’s not going to sleep with him, because she likes the ladies.”
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