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“True Blood” Recap! x 2: “Jesus and I agreed to see other people…”

Hey Ladies! We’re doing a double recap week because of our mishap last week…(sorry about that) so we’re doing a double “True Blood” Recap this week! So it’s all boredum and Tara-kidnapping, and then all hell, literally breaks loose! But as usual, that’s not all…
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August 16

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-Why does Eric want Sookie so bad?-“I wouldn’t wish that on a possum” -sez Arlene Lafayette about Daphne-“I didn’t mean to be peculiar AT you…” – sez Terry to Arlene
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-“I’m a grown ass man” -sez Hoyt to his mama (and I’m taking my chips & cheese sandwich)
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-Lafeyette’s cropped jean vest that he’s sporting while he kidnaps Tara. I. can’t. LMAO!
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-Overall, I found this episode to be pretty anti-climatic, but now I know why…
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August 23

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-“Jesus and I agreed to see other people, now that don’t mean we don’t still talk from time to time…” – sez Lafayette during Tara’s intervention.
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-“Aren’t you glad I didn’t take your advice and quit drinking?” – sez Andy while running from the town’s possessed.
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– Andy’s one-eyed man x Annie the Nanny story? Wtf were we supposed to glean from that?

-Jason as the god? with a toxic worker mask and a tree branch? Lol!

-And then he doesn’t know what godly language like “smite” means…LOL…

-“If ever there was a time to listen to a white man, the time is now…” – sez Lafayette to Tara while Bill’s trying to glamor her…this is classic.

Questions:

-Why does Maryann’s blood almost kill Bill? I get that she’s a maenad, and she’s immortal, but why’s he throwing up?

-What the hey did Sookie do to Maryann? What IS Sookie anyway…

-Who’d Bill go to see that has blood dripping from their foot?

UPDATE/SUPER SPOILER- DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW

Evan Rachel Wood will play a 500-year old “Vampire Queen.” Michael Ausiello from EW.com says that Wood is signed for two seasons and describes the French vampy as “charming, wily, ruthless and wise. She’s a consummate diplomat who has (or had) many of history’s most famous people on speed dial.”

Evan Rachel Wood on her sapphic-character: “Sophie is half Patrick Bateman, half Paris Hilton. She loves to tell people what to do—like, she could tell Bill to go play Yahtzee or something—but she’s not going to sleep with him, because she likes the ladies.”

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  • Moochie

    -Why does Maryann’s blood almost kill Bill? I get that she’s a maenad, and she’s immortal, but why’s he throwing up?

    She’s poison..the same poison that gets transferred whenever she scratches someone.

  • “jesus and i decicded to see other people…” was my fav quote for this episode too, lol. i heart lafayette.

    maryanne’s blood is poison. we learned that when sookie was clawed by the “minotaur”/maryanne, there was dna from several different poisonous animals present. besides maenads being kinda crazy, if their blood is toxic, it makes sense that vampires would avoid them, especially if they are supposed to be immortal (and can walk in the light, unlike vamps).

    when the show first started, i had to purge my mind of rogue from the x-men and remember that anna is now sookie with a similarly bad accent, lol. geek note: rogue is supposed to be from mississippi. now with her newly emerging power, she’s more like jean grey. i still think she’s human but now extra special. after all the trials and tribulations she’s been through, you’d think that if she were more than just a telepath, her powers would have manifested by now.

    as for that foot, i immediately thought of lorena and that somehow she had gotten in good with “your majesty”. what else could give bill reason to pause like that? but then again, he is such a gentleman. i’m sure he’d be embarrassed to find whoever he’s looking for in midmeal. now that i’ve read the spoiler, my second guess is probably right.

  • and what’s up with the writer/director and bloody feet? does he have some sort of weird tarantino foot fetish thing? ill.

  • SierraJuliet

    SPOILER.. possibly

    -Why does Maryann’s blood almost kill Bill? I get that she’s a maenad, and she’s immortal, but why’s he throwing up?

    simple. vampires drink human blood. Maryann isn’t human. if you recall that Sookie couldn’t drink Bill’s blood after she’d been scratched? its probably got something to do with the fact Maenads eat hearts, fresh, beating hearts and Bill, being a vampire, hasn’t got a beating heart

    -What the hey did Sookie do to Maryann? What IS Sookie anyway…

    your guess is as good as mine.. but here are my theorys

    – drinking so much vampire blood and still having a heart is starting to cause an effect when she gets highly emotional.
    – the fact she had some of Eric’s blood and Eric’s maker was one of the oldest, Godrick?
    – Shes a different kind of supernatural, one that maenads dont usually encounter
    – all this getting mixed up in supernatural things are changing her in some weird way?

    -Who’d Bill go to see that has blood dripping from their foot?

    the vampire queen, although it isnt the queens foot

  • Sabrina

    Who makes/designs Ladayette’s cropped denim vest?? I must have it!! Please.

  • Sabrina

    Oopsie. I meant lafayette’s. Sorry.

  • @ sabrina, i’m pretty sure that lafayette made that vest himself.