“True Blood” Recap: “You Gon’ Have to Make a Choice”

And this week, Jason reckons he’s been to heaven, Sookie lays the smackdown on Lorena, Godric is almost godly, and Tara is STILL a mess. But as usual, that’s not all…

-Lafayette’s still wearing my fave shirt! “Bitch.” Listen to him and those tarot cards…Tara. (lol…get it, Tarot & Tara? Nevermind…)

-“Dude we’re on lockdown, we got a “vampair” in the sanctuary.”- random Light of Dawn army member. Lol…

-Why does sookie’s mind-reading friend taste differently?

-“Had to be some hurt feelings…” sez Police chief to Sam about Daphne. I don’t know why the Police chief and his sidekick, Kenya, crack me up. On the low, Kenya’s one of my fave characters.

-“As we all know Andy is out his mind…” sez Tara, who really IS out of her mind. Smh…

-Am I the only one seeing the blood in the souffle? Ill…

-Damn, Jessica’s hymen grows back everytime? Wackness. (and painful…)

-Why’s Godric so nice to the humans? Hugo? Rev. Newlyn? Hm…and the show’s director gave him the “Jesus shot” at the top of the church with extra light and above everyone as he spoke and called off the war so benevolently…

-“I sodomized a tree” – sez Mike. Smh

-“William hit me with a plasma TV earlier tonight, everyone says they’re so thin & light…” sez Lorena. Lol.

-I thought tonight was the tara intervention. We have to wait until next week? Boo…

-For once, I love Sookie’s fire. Tell that chick Lorena to stay in her place! lol…just don’t get eaten, lol…

WHAT’D YOU THINK!?!

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  • I have to admit I was a little disappointed that all hell didn’t break loose in the church, but I figured it wouldn’t, as this isn’t the season finale. I peeped the Jesus shot, too, lol. Then, of course, I immediately knew how things were going to go down. Gotta love cinematic shorthand.

    But then things slloooowwweeedd down big time for me in this episode. I guess you have to rebuild before you start some new mess, hence the bomb situation at the end, which I called as soon as dude walked in wearing a jacket in hot-behind Dallas. Seriously, HBO has to lay off the too-revealing previews; I would be much more excited about next week if I didn’t know the darn thing went off. I could have at least held out hope that super-vamp-speed saved the day.

    The telepath tastes different because he’s not human—and neither is Sookie, as I keep telling folks!

    Bill’s maker is clearly not out of the picture yet (didn’t they show her in the preview, too?), and I’m worried about Tara. Def think Lafayette is going to be the one to bust that mess open.

  • Nika

    Yes Krankin I knew Luke had a bomb as soon as he walked in. I wanted Godric to just break and kill Lorena cause she is annoying. But I like the Fire that she sparked in Sookie! I loved the attitude and I was happy she didn’t act all dumb. But what about Eric? Why is he so taken with Sookie? Is there going to be a showdown between the two? I can’t wait until Sookie gets home so she can see what the hell Tara has been sucked into. MaryAnn Hoodoo doesn’t work on Sookie? So it will be interesting to see how things will unfold. To be continued…

  • i think that godric was so nice to humans because he had been around long enough to witness the good (and bad) side of humans and see why people do what they do. that, and he was probably too tired after almost 2000 years to maintain any negative feelings towards anyone, which would also explain why he just banished lorena instead of killing her.

    i also think that eric is interested in sookie because bill is with her (he really likes pissing bill off) but moreso because she seems to be raw emotion. it gets her into trouble because she acts without thinking but someone like eric who seems so bored with life would be attracted to someone who is living/feeling so strongly. opposites attract.

    my prediction about tara’s mom is coming true. and of course, lafayette would be in the mix. i’m happy that he got his mojo back. sad, slavey lafayette wasn’t fun to watch. it may just be me but i think lafayette’s tarot reading was for all of the lovers and/or relationships on the show – sookie and bill vs eric, tara and her family, friends, sanity & soul vs maryann, hoyt and his mom vs. jessica (b.t.w. how mean must you be to make a vampire cry?).

    sidenote: sookie and the other telepath taste different because they’re telepathic. but telepaths are human, just a little extra special. according to all the vamp lore that i know, vampires would only feed off of humans.