Wonder Why Women Are Single? Meet Dimitri

She’s gorgeous, successful, generally happy, cool and not crazy. She’s your homegirl, sister, co-worker, etc and every once in a while you think “I wonder why she is single?” Until recently, I was her…single and just doing me—but every once in a while, Dimitri would pop up and my faith in dating, men…even humanity, would dwindle a bit. Who is Dimitri you may ask?

“The story is this: A girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto).  This guy approaches her and won’t leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in  and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him. 
The attached  is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down  in the history books – especially the second voice mail. 
After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn’t call him back - instead  she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air. 
Ladies: He is out there… 🙂


Ladies, Dimitri is everywhere. Be warned. And never give out your biz card or accept a drink unless you mean it, lol!
Gentlemen, let this be a lesson to you. Never mention abuse before the first date.

Thanks Lyouba!

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  • GVG

    Ya said ya want an honest upfront man. LOL. There you go.

  • Steely D

    this dude is extremely off his rocker. totally. this is a preview to what makes a stalker…how are you giving ultimatums to a VOICEMAIL MACHINE? Lawd…

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  • Stretch

    this dude hands down in the biggest douche’ out there. funniest line ever is ‘this is how this is going to work’ lol.

  • WOW.
    The worst part is that he thinks he’s totally justified. Why would anyone return his call after that rant? Such a catch!

  • What the crap?! That is the craziest (and funniest) thing I’ve heard in a long time. Hilarious, but also kind of sad in that “I think that guy really needs medication” type of way.

  • Frank Rosado

    This dude makes it hard for normal guys everywhere! He thinks he is a catch!!! Ladies PLEASE PLEASE don’t judge us all by the Dimitri’s of the world!!

  • totouroque

    he doesn’t even have a smooth voice! his game is corny and reasoning off. he needs to talk to real women, not at them!

  • Los Jovel

    Look who’s talking about passive-aggressive ha!

  • noirblanc

    I love how he confides that her friends were jealous because he didn’t badger them for their numbers! He chose her, so she must feel honored enough to go out with him! This guy lives in delusion-land, but it’s not like he doesn’t have company.

  • MsVenus

    Um….yeah…EVERYTHING is wrong with this guy…he is frightening…Is this for real?

  • Jimbo Sambo

    Do you see what modernity has done to the men of the world? Those of us who don’t want to play the games are reduced to making ridiculous phone calls or being overly aggressive. Things were easier back in the day when marriages were arranged. Now we all have to go out and subject ourselves to a meat market lineup wherein women get to judge us. This guy just longs for the halcyon days of 1945. Leave Dimitri alone!

  • taralee

    “Maybe you were abused as a child..”

    OHMYGOSH. And this guy wonders why she wouldn’t return his call?! A complete catch, Demitri? I think not. A complete PYSCHO.

    I hope Olga had her number changed… Meep!

  • susan

    “There’s nothing wrong with me”??????

  • Jasmin

    Like her mom having cancer is the only possible reason she didn’t return his call. She really should have given him the rejection hotline number instead of her real number.

  • clarisima

    Cheap analysis over the phone What’s up with this Intense SOB!

  • staar

    “i’m a complete catch” lololololol! PSYCHO!

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  • D-Wad

    Ummmm, wonder if he has a sister ? she would certainly be easy to- well- just about anything.

  • Scottie

    This is such BS…Yeah the guy is a little off but “Olga” is not the brightest bulb in the package to hand him a buisness card with (Lets assume) info for where she works!! And if she did it just to get rid of him what happened to “Sorry Not interested.” Why not call him back after the second message and tell him to buzz off. Olga got reality check butt chewing she deserved period!

  • Amie

    WOW, can we say Serial Killer kiddies? He’s just pissed off because he lost his next victim. Move over Eddie Ghein….heres “Dimitri”!

  • Fat Jesus

    Please. Guys like this get women all the time, unfortunately. What does that say about women?

  • MB

    I wonder how many bodies he has in his walls

  • cancerous lymphiod

    he should be punched in the throat just for the sake of human existence to make him stop living uhm er i mean breeding uhm er i meant talking. i will if he lives where i do, so be a part of raising humanity a few levels and do the same.

  • JM

    These are the dudes that eventually go into a fitness center and start shooting women.

  • shawna

    im a complete catch! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I LOVE IT! i love it! i would be a bit scared!

  • Tanisha

    Why is when a woman do not call a man back something is wrong with her ladies be warned they come all in such lovely packages and the true them comes out lol like this one cannot handle rejection

  • Tanisha

    lol he cannot take rejection his tackie and scary run ladies run

  • jaxx

    here’s the thing… i couldn’t even LISTEN to the whole message because my sister is dating this SAME type of man – his excuse is that he’s “arab”… he uses the SAME words – “elegant”, “direct”, “there’s nothing wrong with me”…

    i forwarded her the link… let’s all hope she recognizes the insanity for what it really is… egoisim out of control!

  • Gemmy

    OMG this guy is insane.. haha my fave lines:

    “my relationship ended 4 months ago. but there is nothing wrong with me.” “there are a lot of crazy men in this city, but i am not one of them.”

    suuurreee you keep thinkin’ that buddy…

  • MLS

    women, give fake numbers to very persistent men your not interested in, but be nice…they could be crazy!

  • Is this real? My lord you got a real stalker there! Mr Business Man thought he was having a business dealing there and than turned out to be a counsellor to much for a hot girl!

    Guys see cockiness don’t go you a date with a hot girl!

  • OMG!!! What a PSYCHO!!! Dimitri, man, i don’t think you know the meaning of passive aggressive. This is why women give out fake phone numbers…because of potential stalkers like you!!

  • The fake number thing doesn’t always work because sometimes they ring it whilst you’re still in front of them, tbh the only fool proof way is to have two phones lol and then block any numbers that annoy you – but this is very expensive and long.

    If you give someone a fake number and you bump into them again – wow wow wow – that is NOT gonna be a nice meeting!!

    Dimitri is NOT a CATCH I repeat, DIMITRI is NOT a CATCH!!! (Unless we are comparing him to catching an STD – not fun at all!!)

  • Pepe

    That guy remembers me some job recruiters, which are not cool like him

  • What a douche bag!

  • Asmarasky

    Lol, this guy is desperate, egotistical and rude. She shouldn’t have given him her real number.

  • dthompson

    OMG! This is hilarious…I think he has trouble closing his phone calls. Here’s the way I work…wow! He’s already in a relationship with her voicemail! OMG! “I’m a catch.”

  • Sansy

    You can’t make this ish up!  lmfao!  “there’s nothing wrong with me”  ha!

  • Tam

     Honest and upfront? Is this what all men think to themselves? Her friends are jealous, I suppose her elegance will win her a call from me, she surely is having a major life crisis…why else would she not be calling me? Hm…still no call- must have psychological issues because It surely is not me! Im a catch after all…..oh lordie lordie, Dimetres mama did him wrong.

  • Msorcha

    Passive aggressive… he should look that up!