The Parlour Guide To The Hottest World Cup Players, Pt. 5 – The Finale!

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Ok. With Tuesday’s matches over, we had a small World Cup break until today (Go Brasil!)—so what’s a girl to do? Look at more players!! To fill the void that you missed, here is the rest of the spread. But don’t worry—it’s not over. In addition to the actual tournament, we want to know who YOUR fave is. The player with the most comments/mentions/votes below are gonna make it to the ‘hottie semi-finals’ next week…and then on to the winner. Make sure you look at all 5 features. Sounds like a plan right – let’s play football!

So far we have looked at our fave footballers from United States/Brasil/Cameroon, England/Ivory Coast/Portugal, and Mexico, Argentina, Switzerland, Algeria and Ghana, Netherlands, Japan, Chile, South Korea, and Uruguay. Now it’s time for the rest of the world minus a few nations lacking in honeys. Next cup fellas. Some are still in the runnings to become world champions, some are out…but we will always give cuties their time to shine!

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TEAM FRANCE

above: Patrice Evra | Current Team: Manchester United | Age: 29 | Singing In The Rain Hot.

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Thierry Henry | Current Team: Barcelona | Age: 32 | OG Arsenal to Barcelona Handball Hot.

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Gaël Clichy | Current Team: Aresenal (my fave team!) | Age: 24 | Excuse our French Hot..

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Yoann Gourcuff | Current Team: Bordeaux | Age: 23 | Nice Underwear Hot.

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Nicolas Anelka | Current Team: Chelsea | Age: 31 | Sent home from World Cup Hot.

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TEAM GERMANY

Dennis Aogo | Current Team: Hamburg SV | Age: 23 | Kid Brother hot.

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Manuel Neuer | Current Team: Schalke 04 | Age: 24 | Peter Parker hot.

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TEAM ITALY

Gianluca Zambrotta | Current Team: AC Milan | Age: 33 | 007 Hot.

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Fabio Cannavaro | Current Team: Juventus | Age: 36 | One-woman man hot.

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TEAM SPAIN

Jesús Navas | Current Team: Sevilla FC | Age: 24 | Eyes to die for hot.

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TEAM SLOVAKIA


Jan Durica | Current Team: Hannover 96 | Age: 28 | Iceman from Top Gun hot.

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TEAM PARAGUAY


Roque Santa Cruz | Current Team: Manchester City | Age: 28 | Better than fried yucca hot.

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TEAM NEW ZEALAND

Andy Barron | Current Team: Team Wellington | Age: 29 | Quit your day job hot.*
*Andy has a day job as a Banker!
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Up next:  The best of the best…all by your vote - Cheers & Happy Watching Ladies!

Related Posts:

The Parlour Guide To The Hottest World Cup Players, Pt. 1

The Parlour Guide To The Hottest World Cup Players, Pt. 2

The Parlour Guide To The Hottest World Cup Players, Pt. 3

The Parlour Guide To The Hottest World Cup Players, Pt. 4

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