Happy Friday ladies! To commemorate this joyous occasion, and the 48 hours where I will pretend that I have no day job, I’m sharing some new toys. SEX TOYS that is, lol!
First off, I’ve gotta say that I’ve been an avid masturbator since college. And before you judge, trust, it’s the greatest when you need to unwind or your man didn’t hit that spot (don’t act like you don’t know…).
My story starts buying a cock ring in the shape of a soft plastic bunny with a small vibrator inside, for a guy I was dating senior year of college. Unfortunately, he was intimidated and didn’t want to use it and I was sad … until one day I took matters into my own hands, literally. Popping the lil’ vibrator out of that bunny, I had the best Saturday self-sex of my life and I’ve never looked back.
Over the years, I’ve tried a bunch of products from the notorious Rabbit (wack) to the efficient Bullet (great), and after much research I’ve learned you’ve got to cater to what tickles your personal pickle. Remember, masturbation is a great invention by the Lord our God and everyone should get down with the get down.
Personally, I’m a external stimulation type of girl (who prefers clitoral stimulation to anything non-human inside of me), but I’ve found a better version of the much-hyped Rabbit. It’s called the Rosebud and at $92 you get vaginal stimulation and warm fuzzies on your clit. Two thumbs up!
Then there’s the Flip (left) & Fling (right) wooden dildo for you Go Green fans. At $140, (I know!) the textured hand-crafted piece is one of a kind (like, there really isn’t another in your shape) and is designed to hit your G-Spot.
I thought this one was hilarious, it’s The Cone. Essentially, it’s a vibrating rounded pyramid that you sit on, by yourself or with other people. It’s $130 and sticks to walls!
And finally? Oh, it’s the Cadillac of vibrators … the Delight. Aw man, I want one! This baby has multiple speeds, directly massage your G-Spot from inside while simultaneously stimulating your clit and it’s rechargable! Nothing’s worse than thinking you’re about to get off and you’ve really got to get up … and go to the store for some batteries. It’s $165 but definitely looks like it’s worth it.
Try them out and let me know how it turns out!
Go Shopping: Babeland
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