Afternoon Tea 4.28.08

Aw man, US Weekly dug up old pics of Gossip Girl characters. Topless Nate ^^^is my fave. Er, ride ’em cowboy? [US]

Is it just me, or do you want Obama’s Rev. Wright to sit down somewhere? [NYT]

Remember the “Burn Book” from Mean Girls? Well, here’s the adult version. Does your boss fit the profile? [Dickipedia]

Preggers? Pass the corn, coffee, Irish Spring, callaloo and kimchee with mango jelly, all together please. Thanks. [BBC]

The Jamaican government wants to ramp up food production in the face of the global food crisis but farmers say officials need to stop the food theives first. Question: if you grow more food, folks’ll stop stealing it, no? Hm.. [Gleaner]

Between those evil looking kids that intended to beat that child on YouTube and these two catching life sentences for killing a goth girl in the UK, what the hey is going on out there? Is Joy Division really so wrong? [Guardian]

I stan for Jeezy, not “physically” or “emotionally,” but here’s his remix of Wayne’s “Lollipop” anyway. Don’t act like you dont wanna listen, lol. [XXL]

Zoe Cruz, a Latina woman gets fired and villified by Wall Street BUT she does get the cover of NY Mag…you be the judge. [Jezebel]

Recently divorced Swizz Beatz and Alicia Keys skulking around?…I refuse to believe it.[YBF]

Sorry Tobago, Whitney thought ya’ll were Trinidad. Her Bad… [Bossip]

And just because I was watching the Soul documentary on VH1 Soul last night, here’s Whit’s “I’m Your Baby Tonight” after the jump. Holla at me at dsteel@parlourmagazine.com with any comments questions or beefs. “you gotta, you gotta, you gotta…”