Pause for Porno

Before getting married, your dude was young and rambunctious. I never really had trouble getting women or had any long droughts without sex. But still, porn was a part of my life. As a teenager, I’d often fantasize about becoming a professional porn star. But as I got older, that sorta went out of the window. Who wants to have sex on command? How wack is that?

Now, I didn’t watch porn obsessively or anything, but I had my little collection which my little brother inherited after the wedding. Ironically, since being married I actually have less sex than I did when I was single– go figure? Not that I’m complaining. I have things now that I didn’t have as a single dude like companionship, chores and beautiful children (real talk, my kids are the shit)! I honestly only bring up the lack of sex thing one or two times per year. I don’t feel the need to beat wifey in the head about it. She knows we ain’t doin’ it. But the other day she kinda tripped out on the kid when she was checking her gmail on our laptop and came across some susty sites in my web history.

Now obviously I wasn’t trying to hide anything or I would’ve cleared the history and deleted the cookies. As I understood it, the porn issue was always on some “don’t ask don’t tell shit.” Imagine being at the dinner table, “Yeah baby, that Ice La Fox is a real champ.” It just doesn’t seem right. But when she came across the porn on the computer, she was pretty pissed. When she confronted me about it, I didn’t have shit to say except, “I don’t know, shit happens.” I mean, what did she expect me to say?

I figure it beats fucking around right?!? Maybe I’m dead wrong, but I don’t see the big deal. Now she’s mad at me but fuck it. I’m still gonna visit pichunter.com (I wonder how many of ya’ll are gonna follow that link).

So here is my question to the women:

Does your man’s porn collection bother you?

Is it something to trip over?

Hell, if women were gangsta, they’d join on in!

-Al “Brooklyn” Bundy

Currently Listening to: Plies + Ms. Pretty Pussy (clearly not for work ladies. ;0)

Want more Bundy? Check out his previous post here.

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