Afternoon Tea 4.7.08

WHY MARIAH WHY!?! And what do Christina Milian and Selita Ebanks think of all this? [People]

Lil Kim + photog David LaChapelle = heroin needles and a bloody baby jesus? I dont know what to say. [Dlisted]

On mother’s day, Alice Walker’s daughter hates her. [TimesOnline]

Did you know that spring/summer is kitten season? Humans aren’t the only ones getting busy. ADOPT! [LAT]

Make it STOP. More Zimbabwe voting drama, plus evidence of former President Mugabe’s first 1980s massacre. It’s a train wreck and I just can’t turn away. [BBC1] [BBC2]

UK is upgrading their penalities for carrying the ganja. Watch your back Brits. [Guardian]

Do you like this fashionista’s look? [Sartorialist]

Word on the Street: Guess what 1990s R&B singer I found for you? HINT: he had a voice that few could match and a falsetto that probably made Maxwell jealous. Guesses? Until next time ladies…

I’m Steely D, hit me at dsteel@parlouramgazine.com with thoughts, comments and what you’d like to see on the site. Smooches on this VERY sunny day. Woop Woop!