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Pharrell Get’s A New Purse! Or Bag…or whatever.

Written By Shannon Washington

Speaking of bags…

I officially hate Pharrell. Why? Check out that Hermes Birkin bag…it’s custom–and crocodille. It’s HOT. It must be mine. And of course, he doesn’t do a waiting list…he just requests it and then goes to pick the bitch up. Afterwards, he just has to appear with it on the cover of a magazine…kinda like the newly engaged girl at your job who flaunts her ring…over and over again. Btw he says its a travel bag…we say, umm yeah—OK. That is a purse.
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Alright. I love Pharrell, but don’t let me see him in the airport with it (ok, like he flies commercial, I KNOW)…because it’s so on! I probably wouldn’t even carry it, less I get robbed by an upper-east-side chick. I would stay at home and pose in the mirror with it. Who am I kidding? I’d rock it. I’m a fly-brownie, so most people would assume it’s a fake anyway (real talk!).
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Btw, SO sorry about our sloooow server. It had a case of bitchassness today.
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–JBaker!
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Props to NahRight (hi eskay!)

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