It Was All A Dream

Thank god I don’t talk in my sleep. Last night, I had a crazy ass dream, it involved a female friend of mine, a few innocent flirts and then some of the most passionate love making ever dreamt by married man.
Now before ya’ll read too much into it, the girl in the dream is a good friend. Yes, she is fine as hell, but outside of that there has been nothing remotely close to any type of sexual or flirtatious interaction while I’m awake. I can truly quote Big and say “it was all a dream” and nothing more. I dream about women other than my wife from time to time. There’s nothing wrong with that, right?

Now my wife claims to never have dreamt of another man since being with me. Am I to really believe that? I just figure she says that to spare my feelings – not that I would trip over something like that. It is what it is. Or could she be telling the truth? Do ya’ll women have some type of automatic switch that as soon as you get into a committed relationship ya’ll block out any outside thoughts of desire? Wifey also once told me she never looks at other guys. I’m not exactly the ogling type either but shiiiiiit sometimes you see someone attractive and you do the double take. Is that so wrong? (Now you don’t do it in the presence of your lady, that’s just disrespectful).

I feel like women are just built differently. Sure you have sexual thoughts, desires or fantasies that don’t include your significant other, ya’ll just do a much better job of concealing that shit. Men are stupid, even down to the way we deal with our feelings. If we sleep with a girl, we wanna tell all of our boys and brag about all the details. If we see a chick on the street with a fat ass, we yell out “Damnnnnnn” so the whole block can know that we know that shorty has a fatty. Women are different. A woman can be content keeping her sexual feelings to herself. This is why when men cheat they get caught while a woman can hide that shit for a lifetime.

Or maybe I’m wrong. Maybe our committed sisters out there never dream about that handsome co-worker, or give that charming dude on the train a second look. Shit, who am I kidding? Ya’ll worst than us.

-Al “Brooklyn” Bundy

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