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Sex At 12, Dad At 13

 Alfie Patten, now 13, cradles Maisie

This is 13 year old Alfie Patten and week-old Maisie Roxanne. Alfie is Maisie’s dad. Yep he looks like a kid, cos… well… he is. Alfie was just 12 when he had sex with then 14-year-old Chantelle Stedman. And understandably, they’re all over the news at the moment.

But lucky Alfie has a fabulous father figure in dad-of-nine, Dennis Patten. Alongside a PR team, they’ve managed to broker deals with several national newspapers and magazines, and have a documentary team filming their every move. Looks like Alfie procreating could be a nice little earner for the family after all.

The boy’s voice hasn’t even broken yet…clip after the jump.

—Miss London

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