…Says The Single Girl: IF YOU’RE A BIG GIRL, CHANCES ARE YOU’RE A SLUT

“All fat girls are sluts.”

I couldn’t believe what I was hearing, then again since it was coming from Dallas I really could believe it. Dallas is a dear friend, of the gay persuasion and is living with a girl roommate who is obese, damn near 40 and the mother of all whores. She has a boyfriend who has a girlfriend and doesn’t care. She sleeps with a rotation of at least seven men with a couple of new one offs each week. Since Dallas never lived with a woman before, he is convinced that the way Ms. Fat Booty gets down is the way all women get down.

“If you lived with me and saw me bring home a different boy every night you’ll think that all gay men are nasty. Well, she is the only woman I’ve lived with and because of her, I think all women are nasty. Especially fat ones. They are all sluts.”

Dallas explained this theory with some convincing points.

“When I’m in the barbershop all men talk about how they would never fuck a fat bitch but someone is getting them pregnant. Why do you think you see all these fat single mothers pushing strollers with their fat back exposed in their two sizes too small Dereon jeans? After dark, when no one is looking dudes creep on over to their fat girl’s house. He dare not be seen with her in public and he knows that sexually he can do whatever he wants to do. Fat girls’ self-esteem is so low that 99% of them will let a dude go raw, take it in every hole and not complain too much cause they don’t want to lose who they think is their man.”

I raised these points to several of my man friends and surprisingly, LADIES, all of them agreed.

“Fat girls have nothing to loose. They want the attention of a man bad enough that they will sell themselves short.” – Manny, a man friend

How is attributed to fat girls and not all girls with low self-esteem?

Slutting yourself out, in my opinion, has more to do with wanting to feel valued and appreciated than it does with your waistline. But the two may be connected:

You are fat…

…therefore…

You have low self-esteem…

…which means…

You are super open when a man shows interest…

…subsequently…

You fall for him and whatever he tells you…

…thereby…

Allowing him to get the draws…

…resulting in…

You brokenhearted and burying your sorrow in a 10-piece box of Popeye’s

The cycle continues.

If there is any truth to Dallas’ theory, I’m worried about young girls who are falling victim to fat induced low self-esteem. They are the ones who are truly screwed. They are the ones who are popping out babies like a PEZ dispenser.

“If fat girls are sluts, what are the men who take advantage of them?” I asked Dallas.

“Child, a man will fuck anything. They are just men.”

SG
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