Surgically enhanced glamour-girl-cum-reality-TV-star-cum-businesswoman Katie Price, and her husband Peter Andre are apparently heading down the same road as Nas and Kelis. They’re parting ways. Katie Price used to be known as Jordan — she was famous for getting her tits out in magazines and newspapers. And got stinking rich from it.
Then she met her husband Peter in “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here”. He was a former one-hit-wonder… who became famous in the 90s for his song Mysterious Girl.
Anyway — they hooked up, got married, had two kids and for the last four years have had a reality-TV show based on their marriage. Their love seemed to real, so deep, so true! We were all rooting for them! We believed they’d be together forever! Â But alas, can anyone say Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica? Or Carmen and Dave: An MTV Love Story?Â More like Til reality-TV due us part. Sigh.
Not even the fake tan could keep them together. Is nothing sacred?! Another one bites the dust. Â Sigh.
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