News Bites: Maxwell Performance, UK Knifing, Irani Election Beef, Skip is Pissed

Maxwell’s performing on ABC’s “Good Morning America” RIGHT NOW [read 8am est] TURN IT ON! You’re welcome.
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So when your country doesn’t do guns, they knife each other. Enter the UK. [G]
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Even though MJ died, it’s still going down in Iran. [BBC]
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Did you know that when there’s an eclipse, it’s really a dragon swallowing the sun? Well, that’s what old Hindu myth says…and why millions of people in the south pacific shut themselves in their houses during the solar eclipse yesterday. BEWARE!!! [MSNBC]
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Obviously, after being arrested in HIS OWN HOUSE, Professor Skip Gates is pissed, so pissed he might sue the city of Boston. Watch out now! [BH]
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Your weekly nonsense recap on “Tiny & Toya”: WHY won’t T.I. let Tiny go outside with Wayne’s ex-wife Toya? And WHY is Toya still in love with Wayne while he’s impregnating the ENTIRE WORLD? Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming. [Boss]