NewsBites:

Y.E. Yang shocked Tiger Woods…and the world by becoming the first Korean to win the P.G.A. golf tournament. This totally shakes up the racial draft. {NYT}

In Mexico, the army has taken over more than 1,000 customs positions on the border with the US to aid in corruption. {BBC}

Japan now joins Germany and France as being recession-free…the Parlour girls may have to move. {Wash}

Viva the independents! “District 9” crushed the box office this weekend, beating “G.I. Joe” and “The Time Traveler’s Wife.” {CNN}

He did it again! Usain Bolt aka the reason why I looooved the 2008 Olympics set another world record in Berlin over the weekend. Somewhere there is a Jamaican going absolutely nuts. {REU}