“True Blood” Recap: “Satan in a Sunday Hat, Girl…”

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And this week, Sookie’s impulses are SLOW (had she really never touched Hugo before the two were stuck in the Fellowship of the Light cage?), Andy (aka Frank Sobotka) is the only one who knows the truth, and Lafayette is my fashion GOD! But as usual, that’s not all…

-Lorena is getting on my nerves, why’s she so stuck on “William Compton?” Let the man go, he doesn’t like you anymore girl, go turn someone else…

-I know the eyebrows were thin in the ’30s but damn, does everyone’s have to be so BAD? I mean, Francis, the chorus dancer, her brows were gross. Her red beret, gloves and belt were cute though…

-How is Jessica getting it IN in the room RIGHT NEXT to Bill and he can’t hear anything? I know Lorena’s demanding and Sookie’s in trouble, but really, you can’t hear under-aged sex happening?

-“I have tried to love you for decades!” – sez Bill. Po’ thang, usually bad relationships end after months/years, not decades. Dang…

-Why is Eric the only vamp that seems to realize that things are awry? From saying that Godric is missing from the beginning, to Sookie and Hugo being gone for too long. He’s the only one. Who knew that would be the case?

-La.fa.yette. Can I just tell you that I screamed at 1) his false eyelashes 2) when I realized that his shirt said “bitch.” I.Can’t. But I love it! He’s definitely got his “pizazz” back.

-“I’m crying because I’m so happy” – sez Sarah Newlyn. “I feel closer to God than I ever have.” Jason has sexed televangelist chick CRAZY, Jason’s “ego” has driven her nutso.

-Poor Andy! He’s the only one that realizes that foul shit is at play, except no one believes him! Though I can see Tara finally putting the pieces together, but from the previews it looks like Lafayette’s going to have to shove some drugs down her throat to wake her up…Am I wrong?

-Maybe I’m violent but I’m upset that 1) Jason didn’t kill Gabe w/ that knife 2) Sam didn’t shoot Daphne after her nice explanation of Maryann being a maenad, which Sportie told us about way back in like episode two.


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