“True Blood” Recap: “You Gon’ Have to Make a Choice”

And this week, Jason reckons he’s been to heaven, Sookie lays the smackdown on Lorena, Godric is almost godly, and Tara is STILL a mess. But as usual, that’s not all…

-Lafayette’s still wearing my fave shirt! “Bitch.” Listen to him and those tarot cards…Tara. (lol…get it, Tarot & Tara? Nevermind…)

-“Dude we’re on lockdown, we got a “vampair” in the sanctuary.”- random Light of Dawn army member. Lol…

-Why does sookie’s mind-reading friend taste differently?

-“Had to be some hurt feelings…” sez Police chief to Sam about Daphne. I don’t know why the Police chief and his sidekick, Kenya, crack me up. On the low, Kenya’s one of my fave characters.

-“As we all know Andy is out his mind…” sez Tara, who really IS out of her mind. Smh…

-Am I the only one seeing the blood in the souffle? Ill…

-Damn, Jessica’s hymen grows back everytime? Wackness. (and painful…)

-Why’s Godric so nice to the humans? Hugo? Rev. Newlyn? Hm…and the show’s director gave him the “Jesus shot” at the top of the church with extra light and above everyone as he spoke and called off the war so benevolently…

-“I sodomized a tree” – sez Mike. Smh

-“William hit me with a plasma TV earlier tonight, everyone says they’re so thin & light…” sez Lorena. Lol.

-I thought tonight was the tara intervention. We have to wait until next week? Boo…

-For once, I love Sookie’s fire. Tell that chick Lorena to stay in her place! lol…just don’t get eaten, lol…

WHAT’D YOU THINK!?!

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