NewsBites: Palin @ Home on Fox, No Pants New York!, American Idol = Ellen DeGeneres, Eva Mendes x Calvin Klein, and What’s Going on in Angola?

Guess who’s heading to Daytime?! Fox News announced Monday that Sarah Palin has signed onto their ranks for a multiyear commentator contract. Wow. Home sweet home. [DFP]

In case you missed it, Sunday was No Pants Day! in New York’s subway stations. Check out the aftermath here. [NYDaily]

First Paula, now Simon. Ellen’s on the takeover! Simon Cowell walks away from American Idol. Could it be another Ellen DeGeneres Show?…Oh wait, Randy’s still there, right. [MTV]

Parlor Fam, have you seen the new Calvin Klein ads with Eva Mendes? Damn! Wonder how many crunches it’ll take to get there…(sigh)…I’ve never felt quite like that in a pair of jeans. [NYMag]

The Togo national soccer team bus was attacked on Saturday by rebel groups in Angola. According to reports, the team was on its way to the African Nations Cup in Cabinda, Angola when their bus was ambushed by secessionists. Two died, seven were injured…So sad. [Yahoo]

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