NewsBites — Chelsea, T.I. AND Alicia Keys Marry, Lindsay Lohan Skips Jail + More

We already told you that T.I. and Tiny walked down the court aisle in Miami, then Alicia Keys and Swizz married somewhere on the Mediterranean Sea and Chelsea Clinton had the “wedding of the decade” according to news reports. What are YOU doing with your life? Kidding.

As for this, no, we’re not joking, Lindsay Lohan breaks out of jail and heads to 90-day rehab. [E!]

Israeli and Jordanian towns struck by… wait for it… rockets. WTH? [VOA]

Maxine Waters heads to ethics trial? I need to research because it’s hard to believe she’s shady, not Maxine! Charlie Rangel, he doesn’t sit so well with me, but Maxine? That hurts my feelings. [CBS]

Interesting take on that Antoine Dodson “They rapin’ everybody out here” video… [Jezebel]

Drake performed in his Toronto hometown last night and debuted a new jam, “I’m Ready For You.” [YouHeardThatNew]

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