Parlour’s Best Of 2011!: Gucci Mane And His Ice Cream Face Tattoo Are A Fool

Since we’re on a mental and physical vacation this week — I’m in Connecticut, Shannon’s in New Jersey, then London and Paris, and Sherry’s in Adele’s favorite city — we’re serving up Parlour’s Best of 2011! Each day this week, you’ll get a chance to reminisce on what made us all laugh, cry and suck our teeth during the last 12 months. I dug up a few of our faves! Ready?


Sigh, why lawd? No, really. Why? Atlanta rapper Gucci Mane — and Young Jeezy’s sworn enemy despite what he says during album promotion — decided to tattoo an ice cream cone with lightening bolts ON HIS FACE. Not small cursive letters along his hairline (I see you Lex Luger) or words across the tops of his eyelids (you too, Lil Wayne) or even a giant red star on his skull (Birdman!) but a kiddie dessert on his right cheek which will be there until he is laid to rest, casket sharp. Please, Jesus. This was pretty much the stupidest move of 2011 by a famous person and I blame him for the Drake girl. Read the rest

Last night, while I was still working on the Interwebs, I saw the image above over at Karen Civil‘s. Really Gucci Mane? A tattoo … of an ice cream cone … on your face? I’m a fan of tattoos, hell, so is Shannon. She has one of the flyest phoenix tatts I’ve ever seen — move over Kelis — but she doesn’t have an dessert shooting lightening bolts out of her cheek. What are you going to look like when you’re 85 years old, Gucci? It’ll be the saggiest Sunday treat anyone’s ever seen and no one wants that homie.

Read the rest of Parlour’s Best of 2011 post here!

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